I had a late deadline today. Naturally, I figured I'd be more productive if I had something to eat, so I popped down to the store quick. Unfortunately, I was hungry, so I ended up buying three bags of groceries. Most of them are good, adult-type groceries, like yogurt and orange juice with calcium and vitamin D.
Then there's the Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries.
Which are still totally good adult buys because they're part of this complete breakfast.
Except when they're not. Sometimes you end up just snacking on them for 45 minutes while reading Hyperbole and a Half and the next thing you know you are covered from head to toe in Crunch Berries dust. It's all over my desk, over all of my notes and in the cracks of my keyboard. I swear I have a red, blue and gold mustache. And, like a small child, it's all down my front.
Today would be the day I decided to go Casual Monday and "professionalize" my Green Lantern tee. I look like a ComiCon reject who can't feed herself.
I don't even know how this happened.
Worst of all, I'm still not even sort of done with this project. (So I blog. Nice one.)